Personalized tees that say it quietly, loudly 🖤
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Introvert & Relatable

BATTERY
Social Battery
For the lowest-social-battery human you know. Add your own %.
View on Etsy → PLANT
Emotional Support Houseplant
Cheaper than therapy, quieter than a cat. Personalized.
View on Etsy → OVERTHINK
Overthinking Department
Property of your overthinking department — staffed entirely by you.
View on Etsy → BOOK
Library Overdue
Overdue since birth. For the reader who never returns anything.
View on Etsy → KILLER
Professional Plant Killer
A certified, personalized confession for the brown-thumb in your life.
View on Etsy → COFFEE
Coffee & Anxiety
Running on caffeine and quiet dread. Relatable, personalized.
View on Etsy → AVOID
Professionally Avoiding People
Since the exact year you decided plans were optional.
View on Etsy → TEACHER
Certified Tiny Human Wrangler
The teacher title made official — with their name on it.
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Pets

CAT
Personal Staff to the Cat
You don't own a cat. You work for one. Add their name.
View on Etsy → DOG
Personal Assistant to the Dog
You just report to them. Personalized with your dog's name.
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Milestones

BIRTHDAY
Barely Holding It Together
Officially [your age] years of it. The honest birthday tee.
View on Etsy → MOM
Overstimulated Moms Club
Member since [year]. The club nobody applied for.
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